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Jul. 6th, 2009

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Quote of the Day

"If you're anything like me, the Fourth of July wouldn't be complete without a little sheet cake covered in Xanthan and Guar Gums, Sorbitan Monostearate, and Hydrogenated Coconut and Palm Kernel Oil. Or you might know it as Cool-Whip. Delicious! Our favorite non-freezing treat shares ingredients with hemorrhoid cream and sexual lubricants. More useful than you thought, huh? Eat up."

-Lindsay Mannering, Huffington Post.

Jun. 29th, 2009

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I am sitting at my desk at work eating a peanut butter granola bar. I have accepted that I'm going to have to quit smoking, but not of my own choice, which absolutely sucks. Without the availability of the cigarettes that I enjoy, what is the point anymore. The joy is gone. Dave made me paranoid about no longer being able to enjoy smoking. The thrill is totally gone.

I had come down with some kind of flu-something. That with a combination of cramps, disabled me for most of the weekend. I felt like my organs were going to make a guest appearance yesterday when I went bike riding with Dave, but alas I managed to keep my organs to myself, yet again. My throat is still scratchy and my ears are still clogged but I'm feeling better. I was hoping to ride my bike to work today, but I don't feel like I've gotten enough practice. I have this image of me, trying to ride down Mission street, only to fall and have my head crushed by the 14 bus. I've seen way too many Cronenberg movies.

If I eat one of these two bars in this wrapper, I will feel like I accomplished something. Granola isn't my favorite.

I have to drive the Bug on the Bay Bridge on Friday. Now, the Bay Bridge freaks me out anyway, so I don't have a whole lot going for me, especially since the Bug does not have a passenger mirror. I own a passenger mirror, but haven't installed it yet. Where those people in the 70s nuts, driving with no passenger mirrors? WTF?

I do love this little car though, but will it make it over the Bay Bridge? I guess we will find out on Friday.

There isn't much else to say. I'm performing on Friday and Dave is performing on Saturday. The places where my teeth used to be still hurt, actually even more than they did when I first had my teeth removed. I need to get new teeth soon. I'm still very lucky to have such an awesome boyfriend. I'm very, very lucky. (Right now, he may think I'm ticked off since there is clay and plaster all over my apartment, but the reality is that I'm just relieved that the new puppet mold came out ok and don't really care about the messiness of my apartment, because the contractor is coming to make more of a mess on Wednesday anyway.)

I'm looking forward to another long weekend. We've been talking about getting a pool, but in concept it seems like a good idea, but in reality, who knows if it is. We'll see.

Jun. 11th, 2009

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Two years ago today, I was busy getting hit by a house on a flat bed truck and staring down bikers in Indiana. I kept telling myself, "I'll never do this again." My car was near death the entire time, and I just hoped that she'd make it to San Francisco sans passenger window and eventually spark plug wires.

Two years later, I have forgotten how boring and flat Nevada and Nebraska was; Nebraska's only exception to the flat, grayness was the tornado that poured about two gallons of water into my car, on me and the cats. Nietzsche managed to get out of that one almost completely dry. My sense of adventure was thrilling but the actual driving was boring. The drive itself was memorable, other than the house and tornado and Gita, my then car, dying on the Bay Bridge.

The exciting story after the jump. )

Jun. 9th, 2009

leigh bowery

One last thing....

There is a little black bird attacking people across the street from my office. There is a blog about this. [info]shadowcircus suggested I get some video, which I just may have to so I can share this absurdity with the rest of the world.

There are some videos up of the bird, as well as a video on today's WSJ page. This bird is getting a lot of attention.




bumble nietzsche

Another update

Lately, I've been trying to be more of a fly on the wall instead of the voice in the middle of the room.

Things have been going well, but not as well as I would like. I'm still in a tough financial place, but everything else is on track.

I now know how to drive a stick shift, although not as smoothly as I'd like. I've been practicing driving around SOMA and trying to avoid stopping since getting started again is the biggest problem I have. I only stalled once last night because (and I am doing this a lot) I was in second instead of first gear. I haven't been in fourth gear at all yet and need to get on the highway. I've become one of those drivers I hate, driving very, very slowly down the street while hoping the red light up ahead will change to green so that I don't have to stop and so I don't have to shift into third. All the bad things I've been hearing about Beetle breaks, these breaks work very well, but they are very different than any other car I've driven.

I decided not to take any classes this summer, and the fall catalog really stinks, so I have no idea what I'm going to take next. It may be 2-3 online HTML/XML/Coding classes and a strange Saturday class like apparel construction, auto body or welding. I've been dying to take welding. I'm usually most comfortable in an environment where I'm the only girl doing something girls don't usually do.

Saturday is two years since I arrived in San Francisco and starting dating Dave. What a crazy two years! I've learned a lot about myself. It has been a challenging two years. I'm still settling in, but I love my apartment and the girls are super, duper happy. For our anniversary, we are leaving town. Hopefully, going to enjoy some sun and greenery and aquatic life. I don't regret my decision to move here at all, even though I'm so much further to Europe and still financially struggling. It is worth it and I couldn't go to Europe any way because someone doesn't have a passport, yet. Oh well, at least I get to be a tourist in California for a little while longer. And a drive up north would be awesome too.

May. 21st, 2009

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Sorry, but I can't guarantee this will be the last.



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My new obsession

Have I posted this already?




Apr. 28th, 2009

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This video made my year...

 Yes, that's Bea Arthur and Rock Hudson and yes, this is the awesome song ever.

Apr. 24th, 2009

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No no no no no no no NO!!!

God damn it! Another remake:




Apr. 22nd, 2009

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The Gay Storm continued

This is a direct response to the original Storm commercial. I think it is wonderful and very well said.




Apr. 21st, 2009

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The Gay Storm.

It is amazing how many parody videos have been made of this one:


And the parodies:

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From the Stephen Colbert show:

I'm glad that so many people jumped on how ridiculous the original is. The war is only going to get worse.

Apr. 16th, 2009

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Another Update


Sutro Baths
Originally uploaded by Miss Bella Trixx
I've been busy, taking pictures, doing school work, trying to catch up with my girls and the rest of the world. Having spaces where teeth used to belong is very uncomfortable. I don't know how people do it. It is clear that I need to get a second job, to catch up with finances and get some new teeth. I haven't figured out what I'm going to do with my baby teeth, although I've been given some pretty interesting ideas.

Check out my Flickr page for some new photos from photography class and the latest Shadow Circus show. There is another one in the East Bay on Saturday and you should be there, at the Stork Club and it starts at 9pm. The SC pictures were taken with my digital camera so they pretty much all suck and I'm debating whether or not if it is a good idea just to delete them all. I'm spending Sunday writing my presentation for writing class that I was supposed to be working on for about a month.

Dave and I went to California Carnivores last weekend which was awesome. We got some new plants which are now out in the back. I'm so inexperienced with plants, so I'm afraid I will kill them. I don't know anything about plants. When I have a moment, I will read up on taking care of the plants.

The girls are doing well. Delilah is playful, Emily and Mariposa want to cuddle all the time and the General is getting gigantic. I left my Fast Pass at home today thinking I wouldn't need it, until I remembered my class is having a special meeting in the campus far, far away. It is going to be difficult getting to that class tonight (emotionally, not physically).

Apr. 7th, 2009

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My dentist: You will need someone to pick you up after your surgery.

Me: I'm going to ask my boyfriend to pick him up. You'll meet him soon, I'm making an appointment for him.

My dentist: Did he come with you from New York?

Me: No, we was waiting for me when I got off the plan here.

My dentist: Wow, you are totally in love. You are glowing just talking about him.

Me: Really? Maybe it is fear from that needle in your hand.
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The 45 Second Update

So, even though I'm on break from school, I'm still running around like a chicken without a head. I'm barely in the office as much as I'm supposed to be.

I'm about to embark on getting a lot of dental work. Those teeth that should have been removed about five years ago, need to come out now. My gums are sore and I'm going in today for more work and to get an estimate on what my surgery will cost. I'm behind with all my school work, actually that's not true. I'm ok with Photoshop, everything else isn't doing so well.

I discovered East Bay Vivarium on Saturday. I wanted to walk out with a very large Iguana. Got lots of worms and crickets for the General.

I got to get back to work before my dentist appointment. Eeessh.

Mar. 27th, 2009

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Something has gotten into me today, and I'm working my ass off and being really thorough. Craziness.

Mar. 19th, 2009

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Crispin Glover's music video

Enjoy




Mar. 18th, 2009

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Karma and the inevitable

One of the big international stories this week was about the Austrian, Josef Fritzl, on trial for imprisoning his daughter for twenty-four years and fathering seven children with her, one of them dying from lack of post-natal care. When she was eighteen years old, he trapped her in the basement and raped her repeatedly, sometimes in front of the children. Six of the seven children were raised by him and his wife, after he told everyone that their daughter ran off to join a cult and would leave these babies at their doorstep. They say that the wife knew nothing of what was going on. Apparently, twenty-four years later, the eldest child gets sick and is taken to the hospital where the hospital employees realize something isn't right and the jig is up. The police come and find the remaining children behind a door with a code behind a bookcase. The children, when ones raised by their father/grandparents and the imprisoned ones are all reunited, in therapy and in a secret location so their identities will not be made public.

So this guy went to trial this week and pleaded guilty to incest and forced imprisonment but wouldn't admit to murder via negligence of the two-day old baby until today. After eleven hours of video testimony from his daughter, he changed his tune. He will be sentenced tomorrow and since the guy is seventy-three years old, chances are that he'll die in prison.

Where am I getting with this? Well, basically, this poor woman and her children are damaged for the rest of their lives. After twenty-four years of living in a locked basement, chained to a wall and being raped by her father, she will never be normal and her children will never, ever be normal or healthy. Since three of the children were never exposed to the sun, they are having a difficult time in bright light and dealing with the outside world.These people will have to live with this forever, time may make it less painful, but it will never be forgotten. And what of their abuser? He gets to sit in jail, have three square meals and live the rest of his life in moderate comfort. He probably won't be alive for twenty-four years to pay back what he had taken from his daughter nor will be in the conditions his daughter was in. Most likely, he will be in a psychiatric ward. So is this guy getting what he deserves? I don't think so.

What angers me most about this, and the world in general, is that people can do some terrible stuff to each other, but their lives go on and the punishment they deserve never reaches them. You can say that this guy is going to be incarcerated and will be known for this forever and shunned from society and all, but is that enough punishment? I think fair punishment would be that he live in the same exact situation for twenty-four years; I think that would be a fair punishment.

I rarely believe in karma, that Hindu idea that what you send out to the universe, you get back. But the reality is, if you fuck with people, one day, they will retaliate which is just human nature. It is painful to see someone get away from what they've done with no retribution at all; their ability to live their lives as if they had done nothing angers me. Yet, it happens everyday and we have to live and deal with it. I think we can all learn a little from something from the Josef Fritzl case which is when you are wrong, admit it, apologize and just accept what may happen next. Don't try to turn it around, point fingers and make everyone else look bad to save your ass. One day, someone will call you on it, find your secret basement and it won't be pretty.
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Sorry Jersey Girls

Apparently, for years, it has been illegal for an aesthetician (someone with a cosmetic license for those of you who don't know) to wax a vagina in the state of New Jersey for a long time, but there have been recent complaints filed, so the NJ government is going to start enforcing it. How in the world do you imagine they are going to enforce that? Hi, I'm here for my Brazilian. Oh, ok, step this way. BAM, you are underarrest for wanting to wax my vagina!

The issue is up for review in April. If you live in New Jersey, get your Brazilian now before it is too late, or you'll have to go to Philly or NYC.

Mar. 17th, 2009

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Latest project

Here is an image from my latest photography project:



Mar. 12th, 2009

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(no subject)

Sometimes, little things remind me that I am truly grateful for Dave. Today, I'm talking with my colleagues and I say, "if any of you saw South Park last night, don't say anything about it, because I'm waiting to watch it with Dave." Everyone grumbled that they didn't like South Park. I am so grateful that I have someone to watch endless hours of South Park with; one out of a million reasons why I'm so grateful for hm.

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